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January 7, 2011


November 18, 2010

Come sit on my Lap!

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September 17, 2010

Pope Joke: Oprah

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September 14, 2010

Pope Joke: Virgin Atlantic

“Actually, one really embarrassing moment, you see this on the news? When the pope blessed the crowd with holy water? Well, some of it splashed on Dick Cheney, burned his skin.” –Jay Leno
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Pope Joke: Pope Mel Gibson

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August 20, 2010

Pope Joke: The Pope Dies & Goes to Heaven

The Pope dies and, naturally, goes to heaven. He’s met by the reception committee and, after a whirlwind tour is told that he can enjoy any of the myriad recreations available.
He decides that he wants to read all of the ancient original text of the Holy Scriptures, and spends the next eon or so learning the languages. After becoming a linguistics master, he sits down in the library and begins to pore over every version of the Bible, working back from the most recent “Easy Reading” to the original script.
All of a sudden there is a scream in the library. The angels come running to him, only to find the Pope huddled in a chair, crying to himself, and muttering, “An ‘R’! They left out the ‘R’”.
God takes him aside, offering comfort and asks him what the problem is. After collecting his wits, the Pope sobs again, “It’s the letter ‘R’… the word was supposed to be CELEBRATE.”


Pope Joke: Skateboarding Preist


August 10, 2010

Pope Joke: Flying Monkey Wizard of Oz Pope

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Pope Joke: The Hat That Didn’t Get Chosen

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August 4, 2010

Pope Joke: Scary Pope!

Early Mass after an All Nighter at Club Vatican
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